tori describe urself in 1 life or less. F1/hockey- @erikjohnsons
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god forbid men have sweaty anonymous sex in a public restroom
BUT it doesn't say that a truck driver can't bring a non truck driver in there. Loophole?
when I block people it's because they're annoying and I can't hire someone to kill them. when people block me though it's because they're obsessed with me and they needed to block me or else they'd jerk off to how funny I am for the rest of time
fuck spotify forreal for taking away the little heart icon... i dont want to add songs to my creepy ass collection i want to like them i want to love them
my scholarly physique and delicate constitution are not well-suited to questing, but they keep me around because i’m very good at saying ominous and unsettling things at significant moments
trying to have sex with my point-n-click wife but she keeps saying "hmm...i don't think those two things go together"
starting a foundation that gives disadvantaged children one wild ass night at the club
Cinderella
“Kazul’s not my dragon.“ Cimorene said sharply. “I’m her princess. You’ll never have any luck dealing with dragons if you don’t get these things straight.”
Dealing With Dragons - Patricia C. Wrede
I saw this art when I was 11 years old and I was like “this is the best drawing in the history of the world”
